"I call this a white (collar) trash repair. Many 2" trailer hitch balls were mounted to the railings of stairs in front of the world headquarters of Nationwide Insurance in...
Kludge
I would be worried if this was my house but after looking at the house this seems like a small part of the big problem.
Just because the blender breaks doesn't mean the Friday night party has to end!
It seems like the office is never cool enough, imagine that the thermostat is only hung up by a nail.... well played boss man!
Mirror Mirror on the wall who's the biggest moron of all?
When exposed wires are a trip hazard on a public sidewalk.... cone it!