How long do you think this stayed afloat before is sunk faster then the Titanic?

When Bubba heard the saying "Put a shoe up your ass" he had an idea for a new bike seat.

I guess once your done using the toilet there is no washing of the hand. 

Maybe if they added some more tape no one would notice the back door.

Who the hell does this?  Is this why girls gauge their ears, so that they can hold their hair back?

I hate runny noses as much as the next person but I'm not going to go sticking a tampon up my nose to stop the dripping.  Would you do this???