"The bristles on the pool vacuum broke but with a dish rag, duct tape, and some PVC pipe it was good as new!"

"Rotors as a bumper"????

Oh yes that makes it aerodynamic, crank that tie down and close that hood gap!

"Camper fell over in the wind and all of the jack stands twisted, pulled camper onto a trailer and drove it home, pretty sure I will just leave it on...

Can't reach those pesky back hairs with a Razor and not into waxing? A little duct tape, a screw driver and a razor and now you can shave away.

"Naw, we don't need no glass; just put duct tape 'cross it. Oh, you can't see out of the rear view mirror? Hold on... Lemme git my picket knife and...