"Bubba lost his jack, but now we got a LIFT."

"A broken desk cabinet door can easily be replaced by the shelf within the desk."

"I'm not sure if the ghetto rigged wing was put on before or after the accident, but the accident definitely wasn't new. Also notice the car has a temp tag,...

"Having pulled too hard on my blinds, the rod snapped in half. I was able to JB Weld it back together, however the metal stopper fell out during the process....

What are you so weak that you have to use a bungie cord so you can open your car door?

"After many years of service, my chair leg failed, I glued it back together with gorilla glue which lasted about a month before it needed additional repairs."