All is find and dandy till a string breaks and the player comes crashing down. 

Oh Dear Texas what have you done?  Lets see how many modifications can you count on this jem?

Would you trust that piece of wood that high up?

"You & Me Homecoming, You Down???"

"I guess the ladder makes it easier for the wife to adjust the antenna for a better picture or different stations."

"This is the connection for one of the main welding stations at my work..."