A piece of paper and a gray marker no one will ever notice the hole in the wall!

Can I get a Yee Haw!  Who knew raising the south required ratchet straps, metal threaded steel rods, a few zip ties and 2 rebel flags.  So who will give...

I get it you broke a window so might as well advertise on the tape repair.  I sure hope your tattoos look better than the artwork here.

In case he can't remember where to put his beer. 

A plastic wheel barrow and a hose does not make a kiddie pool.

Well I must say that turning a truck bed into a boat would be the last thing I would think of doing.