I must say I have seen a lot of crappy cut vans in a piss poor attempt to make them into a truck.  Obviously this Bubba paid attention in shop...

"one of out lawn chairs broke while we were out at the races.... the first thing said when realizing it was "Get the duct tape!"... I guess the rest is...

So I'm guessing that being able to see out of the window isn't really needed.

"So this is my moms very nice expensive BMW convertible with black duct tape holding the bumper on, sitting in the garage of her $350,000 home. She was at Wal-mart...

"My dad constructed this in order to make roof access easier while he was re-roofing his house."

Well when they tell you "You must be this tall to ride" you do like this dad and build your kid a homemade roller coaster at home in the back...