Running with scissors
Kludge
"Yes it's a brick with a rope tied to it that is in the cab of the truck."
Yep I would say that hood isn't going anywhere!
"the garbage was set outside too early and was ripped open by raccoons. The bags cost a few bucks each so the duct tape was broken out."
"Why replace or clean your fan when you could just tape a filter to it."
"This chair was broke when my very large friend sat in it. I found some scrap wood in my garage and this is how I fixed it."