All that money for a pair of Dr. Dre Beats and this is what he does.  Mommy dearest would be so mad!

"Want a roof rack? Can't afford it? Weld a bed frame to your car and there you have it."

Sadly if they spent this much time making the repair its probably not temporary. 

When in need of a towel holder you can always just ram a fork in the wall and use that.

"When your out of lighter fluid and it's Mexican night complete with a Mexican, nothing stops ya from getting that fire going!"  In case you can see it there is...

"This is what happens when you cross 2 bored rednecks with a paddle boat and a 20hp tiller motor. Lake Sinclair in Ga"