Nothing like giving your sweetie a heart for Valentines day.  True Love or future serial killer?

Flowers and redneck wine, oh yeah Bubba's getting lucky tonight!  I think the folks at teleflorist should take note of this arrangement.

This is one of those Valentines that keeps giving not only does she get flowers but your boots smell a little better.  Who needs odor eaters, you simply need a...

Derp is an expression sometimes used online to signify stupidity, much like the earlier forms of “duh” and “dur.”

The submitter wrote: "the vinyl floor of our trailer ripped an was gettin caught on our kitchen chair its been like that for 4-5 months cause of my lazy dad...so...

So how do you screw with friends who have nice cars?  Simple you raid the office supply closet.  So how many post it notes do you think was wasted here?