Oh you know, just taking my morning dump, what'cha need?
Kludge
Get a limo they said... take your sister to the prom they said...
Who needs an iPhone 7 when you have duct tape?
Is this prison or just texas?
Car in the yard and only have half a bike? Here is your solution.
Looks like you better step back or Uncle JimBob is gunna shoot!
