" Most rednecks would have used clear plastic sheeting and duct tape.  Something substantial.  This is just layers and layers of loose-fitting plastic wrap and masking tape."

Somehow I imagine this is driven by a little blue hair lady on her way to bingo.

Win or Fail?

Yep strap that baby to the back of the truck and pull it like a real Bubba would do!

Well that will hold those shoes on tight.

Describe the person who you think could have created this mess.