Because its always 5'o clock somewhere.

"Here we have a lot going on, we have the duct tape front fender that is primer black, what appears to be eyelashes that have been shaved off above the...

"Embarrassed to say it's my fathers repair. He hit a kangaroo while driving early morning in the Australian bush. All white trash should have silver cars if they care about...

Hats are great, cardboard hats are better!  

Push the button, we'll hear ya.

I get the plastic on the window but what's up with the cans?