"Hi, I'm Andrea from Italy. I had to replace my tanker cap with a demijohn cap strapped with scotch-tape"

If you're going to tape up at least buy they same color tape as the truck.

Wonder how fast you can drive with an umbrella sticking out of the car?

I'm going to guess they no longer need a trunk.

Car mat mud flap?

"My neighbor turned his 6x9 utility trailer into a pool to keep cool on the 4th of July. The high back part is the rear drop down gate!"