Who needs a stroller when luggage has wheels?
Redneck Fix
Well it's better then the second option... a blow dryer!
Why work out when you can manscape a 6 pack abs!
It really isn't that hard to install windshield wipers.
"Bubba's Seamless Auto Body Repair!"
I'm willing to bet it says "FREE CANDY" on the other side of the bus/van!