Next time pick a better hobo to rob, one who sleeps in a fridge box so you don't have to tape up all these smaller ones.

So that is what they use those metal hangers for, Mother Dearest would not be proud!

When you don't have a toaster and you just have to have toast.

Why use screws when all you need is a piece of wire to hold the plate on.

"Fixed an air leak with gum and tape, Birmingham Al."

A chair that will make you tired.