Let's hope your Memorial Day BBQ Smoker doesn't look anything like this one.  "My cousin's homemade smoker, Bubba  gets extra points for using a shotgun to keep the door closed."

Wooden running boards, great idea unless they get wet, grow mold and become slippery.

Broken throttle on the cart wrangler at the local Walmart. The guys fixed with a plastic hanger, some rope, and a lot of black electrical tape.  Ironically it's safer now...

Mmmm nothing like a BBQ tractor style. 

I think we are going to try the toilet paper  toss

Don't NASCAR drivers make enough money that they don't have to use a swiffer to clean off their windshield?