Don't you hate when those Tupperware type containers go all wonky after the dishwasher?  A little duct tape and that sucker is sealed shut!

"My brother in law says that he bought a new rake, but it doesn't work as well as this one!"

Hey at least you can now turn on the hot water!

"Yes, folks. That's a seat handle repaired with tape. This was on one of their ancient MD-80 jets, from Ontario California to Dallas."

Why spend hundreds of dollars for replacement headlights when all you need is this?

"My wife made one good shower brush out of two broken ones."