"Count the repairs: 1. Headlight held on with white tape 2. Mirror held on with white tape 3. Boat tied to the roof with ratchet straps"

Not only did they close the gate but notice they locked it too. 

You have to have some pretty big steel balls to steal from a cop car.

Oh nothing like drinking an ice cold drink out of your nasty dirty sneaker, yum!

"This really isn't going to protect much in the back...or keep anyone out of the vehicle. However, it looks like they've tried to recreate a "window" opening of some sort."

"Zip tied bumper.....frankenstein style."