I would think this would attract more baseball bats then an actual mailbox base.

"My own brother rigged up these "drawers" as a cover for our coffee station at work. ..I had to remind him we work in an upscale neighborhood and White Trash...

"Check out the board behind the door to keep the handle from hitting the tv lol if the milk crate isn't enough!!"

"The Bubba who drives this truck used a zip tie to hold his license plate on. Because screws are too expensive?"

"Maybe not easy to see, but this was a hole in a house wall and my friends fixed it with a magic glove..."

Does this remind anyone of the movie Mad Max?  "Missing your back door and quarter panel? Just throw on some sheet metal and rivets over where the damage was. Actually...