Nothing says fresh air like taping deodorant to the front of a table fan.

Real mail goes up top and junk mail below.

That is one badass chair.  I dare you to try and knock this soldier out of his chair.  (sending warm wishes to our troops)

Fake submission???  I can't see this as being a true white trash repair but you be the judge.  I would think the straw would blow out with any water pressure. ...

If you live in the Desert you need a dust wiper.

Does a Taco Bell Repair qualify for White Trash Repairs?