"A friend of mine's car window broke and wouldn't stay up. The best solution? String and a couple of maxi pads."

How freakin' lazy can you be? 

"The electronic control on this dehumidifier died out. The compressor and fan was fine so I gutted out the electronics and rewired it to run from a switch (on the...

Oh yeah Bubba knows how to throw a superbowl party!  For the record there was no duct tape used in the making of this platter of food.

Well if you can't find orange duct tape then do the next best thing just write ORANGE and no one will notice the difference....right???

How pathetic do you have to be that you can't get your lazy a$$ up to take the dog for a walk?  Nice going dude, you're an idiot!