"Our HR dept has a tall person that needed her desk raised for ergonomic reasons. The contractor from the site services department stacked up 2X4's like legos under the center...

What you can't make a trip to pick up some white duct tape?

"Could one be a redneck for hording old bolts in their shed separated in mayonnaise and other glass food jars?"

"This is how our cook fixes the refrigerator doors...it wouldn't be so bad if he could cook but..."

"Just your everyday standard conversion of a Jimmy to an Avalanche. Some of the finishing touches could use a little refinement. Note the unfinished edges on the roof and lack...

Check that duct tape out!  Even at 65 miles per hr it can handle it like a boss!