"Bubba done knocked off his side-view mirror when he went to the discount tobacco store drive-thru window, so he had to improvise."

Just a little duct tape to hold that bumper up and on.

Found in a Chinese Restaurant.  I'm wondering why they didn't just replace the seat, I mean after all aren't they made in China?

"This is a photo I took of my neighbors custom invention. It is a bicycle frame welded to angle iron that is U-bolted to a lawn tractor rear end with...

Well technically they are glasses.

"This worked quite well, it was out front for sale for a week before the tire went flat enough to notice."