One good bump and that sofa is a missile ! 

The only things missing are, a mini fridge, microwave and a TV. Did we mention that we are having a casting call for a Home Improvement TV show?  Click here...

I would say he just can't afford a helmet but there is one in front of him.  Maybe he just likes the bucket head look.

Time to buy a rug I think.

This is when it pays to have a spare tire.

You didn't think a plunger was just for fixing a toilet did you?