"At first we thought the car was going the wrong way on the road but we soon discovered this car had too front ends.  They took two front ends and...

Now call me crazy but how the hell are you going to drive down the road with the wood sticking out of the side of your car? 

"I gotta admire the ingenuity. Note that this guy also attached little dolls and eyeballs to his bike "baskets"."

Just want one slice of bacon?  Why dirty up a pan when all you need is a hair straightening iron.  It says "Global Beauty" but I'm thinking it should read...

"It cools the room"  I hope that is ice in the trash can and not garbage or it would be smelly!

I gotta admit this is bad ass and I want one!  I wonder if they use those Jack Daniels Wood Chips in it?