"In Soldotna Alaska duct tape works well on this vacuum cleaner"

I guess this guy is lucky that his basement has drop down ceilings, excessive away buddy!

"I parked next to this car when I noticed the top notch white trash car door security system. This white trash mama hasn't seen such fine craftsmanship since I left...

I must say I have seen a lot of crappy cut vans in a piss poor attempt to make them into a truck.  Obviously this Bubba paid attention in shop...

"one of out lawn chairs broke while we were out at the races.... the first thing said when realizing it was "Get the duct tape!"... I guess the rest is...

So I'm guessing that being able to see out of the window isn't really needed.