"So this is my moms very nice expensive BMW convertible with black duct tape holding the bumper on, sitting in the garage of her $350,000 home. She was at Wal-mart...

"My dad constructed this in order to make roof access easier while he was re-roofing his house."

Well when they tell you "You must be this tall to ride" you do like this dad and build your kid a homemade roller coaster at home in the back...

So how many bungee cords does it take to hold up a bumper? 

"My own white trash repair. I had a hole in my kids kiddie pool, so used goop adhesive, then a layer of electrical tape, then another layer of goop, then...

"I came across this car with the non slip mats usually for the shower on the window of his car. Thought it was pretty funny."