Hey if redneck women can use their boobs/bra as a purse why can't men use their moobs?

Well that is one way to move the air around the van!

How cheap do you have to be that you use TP in the kitchen vs paper towels?

How else do you do your hair?

This may hold the record as the most duct tape on one car.  How many cases of duct tape do you think this took?

So when your sunglasses display has more legs than you have steps you have to make due with whatever, even a bucket.