"Found this in a campground in Morro Bay, California.  The wind blew the dish over and broke the arm off.  A little electrical tape and some string fixed 'er right...

"I think rope is actually costlier than a couple nuts and bolts.  Nevertheless, his license is hangin' by a thread while he's hangin at the bar on this particular evening."

Don't ya just hate when you have the sun shining on your laptop and you can't see the screen?

"I had to get a spoiler on my car, but I didn't have any screws. Guess what I found!"

Direct TV to Direct Bird Bath.

"My kids were insistent on wanting to use their pool, my husband in all his wisdom failed to put it away nicely so it was riddled with holes. I of...