Go ahead and just try.

"I've got a trashcan that one of the sides, the hinge piece split and was dangling off from the other side when the guys would come to pick it up....

Who says you can't dream big?  For the music and light show part Bubba uses a flashlight and then farts.

"My husband is a welder. Guess his pants ripped through on the metal and he was getting burned on his thighs......so what better way to close the rips.......DUCK TAPE!!!

"My parents shower handle broke so this was their replacement until they could get to lowes"

I'm kinda disappointed here, I mean really where do you put the beer?