At what point do dead bugs become art?  Oh yeah when you doodle pictures around them.

Think she will notice that instead of a real flower there is only a post it note saying "Flower"?  Just give her a few drinks first and I'm sure you...

Dad would have had a bumper sticker too but they booted him out of the 3rd grade for not shaving.

  Why not celebrate mom by watching some family movies. staring Mommy, Daddy and Uncle Bill.

  "nothing like sitting next a campfire with your buddies"

Just think if its a little used its no big deal because the birdfeed will blend in with it.