"Found in the parking lot of a prestigious private university in the Detroit area. Going to the school costs $40K so i guess they couldn't afford bodywork!"

WTF is that and why???  See its VW Bugs like this that make me want to play that stupid punch buggie game and punch someone.

Yep when a sink is starting to fall the first thing I think of is milk crates and big gulp cups.

Kudos to Bass Pro Shop for adding 2 pieces of PVC to their shopping carts so you don't have to fight the isles afraid of spearing someone.

"masking tape is the new duct tape....."

Who needs a windshield wiper when all you have to do is get some scrap carpet. It's shagalicious!