What do you do when your in the Navy and too tall to sleep in a bunk?

You have to admit this is pretty darn smart.  If you have allergies or you're asthmatic and hate the was cleaner smells this is great. " I took a portable...

Why not just jack it up and go eat across the street?

Looks just like new....

"Not wanting to actually buy a floor stand for my TV, I dismantled the television's table top post and impaled it to a stand thrown away by the local music...

Redneck Tire Deflator