What do you expect with I'm guessing a 3rd grade edumication?   (yes we know we spelled education wrong so no hatin' from the grammar nazi's)

You never know when you're going to break down so always carry a spare!

What could possibly go wrong here???

"Why buy a $30 plastic gear when a 25 cent hose camp will do the job."

What would Christmas be like with out the Nutcracker?

The snows not going to move itself!  How long do you think the wood will last?