Somewhere in Russia there is a dust pan patrol protecting against mud puddles dangers.

I can't tell if its a motorized bike or not but the fact that they have deodorant next to the handlebars leads me to believe that it is.

Yes adding flaming duct tape will give it a bad ass repair look!

How do you even drive this???

It's OK Hazel just look through the holes!

Whats that one saying "Speak Softly and Carry a Big Stick," well that is one hell of a stick!