With a can of silver spray paint you too can have ghetto rims on your car!

Maybe they own a plumbing repair book, that could be handy.

When you can't afford a truck but you get Grandma's car...

Not only do you cook the onion rings but  your whole house will smell like them.

If you lock a front door with this then why not a van.

Yep that will work but how incredibly ugly