"No self respecting redneck wants to be pulled over for something stupid like a license plate light."

"I broke every chair in the house except this one. I put an old Buick front coil spring to good use."

"My poor iPhone case is suppose to protect my phone, but now I need to use duct tape to protect the case itself!"

"Bubba lost his jack, but now we got a LIFT."

"A broken desk cabinet door can easily be replaced by the shelf within the desk."

"I'm not sure if the ghetto rigged wing was put on before or after the accident, but the accident definitely wasn't new. Also notice the car has a temp tag,...