"I'm finding lots of taillight repairs around here. Makes me think that people here don't know how to back up properly."

Lets just hope he doesn't pass any cars or anyone walking down a sidewalk while hauling pipe.

"It was the best of repairs, it was the not-so-best of repairs..."

"Why pay $50 for a bumper protector when an old towel will do the same thing?"

If you're going to replace the hot water handle with pliers then at least get ones with red grips!

I see ol' Bubba put up his own vending machine outside tha' Wal-Mart!