Sometimes a redneck wedding requires classy redneck decorations.

I wonder if they answer the phone saying "Howdy Partner can I help you?"

Sometimes you have to go with the obvious repair and break out the umbrella. 

"All three of these materials were used to painstakingly replace/repair a rear windshield of this Toyota Corolla"

This beauty comes to us from Alabama with the submission of "Fixed it!!!!"  Oh Dear Lord...

Love this, can you imagine pulling up to a drive thru with the family ready to eat at the table, HA!