"The missing window of a Ford Focus replaced with a piece of a desk chair mat, attached to the body of the car with drywall screws."

So when your bed breaks is your first thought lets repair it with a gun?  Well this Bubba did that...

"My husband and I put a tub surround in our bathroom and forgot to check the heater before we left, it was on so high that it warped the cheap...

"The glue that holds the fibers together on the back of the mat was coming off. so instead of throwing it out, i used duct taped to cover it. picture...

What now we're throwing anything up on a stick and calling it a mailbox?  I guess it does have a door on it but still this is pushing it.

Hummm didn't know that the building code allowed bandaids to repair buildings.  Where's the duct tape?