Wouldn't it be easier to call for delivery?

What do you mean bedsheets aren't made for powerpoint presentations?  Don't mind the wrinkles, no one will see them in the dark.

"From a bar outside Greenville Pa. Custom toilet lid held in place by metal straps and nails"

All sealed up and good as new.... well Bubba's version of good as new.

"We have one strict basic rule in the pawn shop, "buy anything we can make money on." $10 bucks anyone? please!!!!"

My cousin sent me in this photo all excited because how white trash they are for using a blowtorch to light a fire.  I had to laugh because we use...