"This is how Bubba tells you that the drive-thru window at his McDonald's is closed."

1. Duct tape keeping the truck lid shut at all costs. 2. plastic bag covering opening in the truck lid from rear-end collision.  3. Ratchet strap helping to keep both the...

This is where ol' Bubba retrieves the carts at the local White Trashmart!

I would hate to be the car that rear-ends this truck, you'll be picking splinters out of your face.

"The old car stereo knobs were getting warn out so my wife super glued beer caps on them."

So lets get this straight, letters go in the top mailbox and junkmail and bills go in the bottom, k thanx!