So what do you think the ratchet straps are holding on to the side of the car, the trunk or the bumper?

"One day, ol' Bubba got to thinkin'...."It would be bad-ass if I could cut a truck and a van in half...and then stick em together!" So...Truck + Van = TRUVAN!"

Where do you even start to clean this mess up?  This is why its important to make sure those paint buckets are hammered down shut. 

See even Mercedes can appreciate duct tape!

Well that is one way to make stair railings just use an extension ladder.

"This awesome custom ride was parked at Tallulah Gorge State Park in Georgia. Yes, it's in the same county as the movie Deliverance was filmed in."