Try doing that with a flat screen TV!

Good try but I think that is suppose to be "Feliz Navidad"

That's the pig from the Geico commercial screaming "Wheeeee, whee, Whee, WHEEEEEEEEEE"!

"I orders a cake to thank my brother Freddy over the phone with the bakery in my grocery store.  I didn't get "Thank You Freddy" I got "Tank You Frady". ...

See this is how to do a window repair right.  First note the tape matches the paint of the SUV, its been put on straight as to frame in the...

"Even the military is not immune from Bubba's reach, Saw this at Fort Sill, OK. I'm thinking the sinks are not working, but I could be wrong."