Painters tape is not a good option in keeping the trunk shut, they can easily break it open and escape.

So many Craptastic White Trash Repairs that I had to blow up parts of the front so you could see.  How many can  you count?  I see a chain, padlock,...

Hope there is no fire because someone is going to die here.  Wouldn't it be better if you just moved the ladder?

I don't get this why bother duct taping a pen when all you have to do is steal another one at the bank or doctors office?

"Does this mean I have to get in on the passenger side?"

"Dent proofing the sides of a Ford sport track bed."  So what is with the soda can mount?