Screw the red solo cup and candle stick glass this is true redneck white trash right here!

"Favorite Flip Flop (aka Japanese Riding Boot) broken.....bread tag..... problem solved"

Why spend a few bucks for a new windshield wiper when all you need is a dollar store sponge. 

Looks legit to me.

Now that is just bad ass, no other way to explain it.  I want one for my garden now!

Cowboy boot cut into sandals = bootdals!  That dude has some long ass toes too.  I do like the fact that you added in inserts for arch support.