" I doubt this car will be going to any real speedway anytime soon.  I wonder if the dead aunt is under the tarp?"

Chevy String Art.

I guess they have to do a Dukes Of Hazard to get in and out of the car since the door is sealed shut with duct tape.

"The sound of rain falling on the humming ac unit always lulls me to sleep. I sincerely hope he doesn't react the same way!"

Why buy a TV stand when your old one junks and works just the same?

"The damn button lock likes to slide down after we slam the door and when that happen you are unable to unlock the door and have to climb through a...