I admit I watch the Olympics and I cheer our teams on but this is going a little too far.

Looks like strips of duct tape acting like a bandage. 

"Alright this one is good, if you can't afford a camper shell for your 2004 Tacoma, don't sweat it, make one out of a john boat, lumber, sheet metal, and...

"A sidewalk near where I live in Downtown Atlanta is falling apart, disintegrating so that the hollow space below it is open to the air. Could be dangerous but, rather...

"I hit a deer in Indiana and was headed home to the good ole granite state of NH. I straitened out the bumper with a comealong and my cousins trailer...

I guess they were out of black zip ties at the store or this Bubba was trying to make a statement.