When in need of a towel holder you can always just ram a fork in the wall and use that.

"When your out of lighter fluid and it's Mexican night complete with a Mexican, nothing stops ya from getting that fire going!"  In case you can see it there is...

"This is what happens when you cross 2 bored rednecks with a paddle boat and a 20hp tiller motor. Lake Sinclair in Ga"

"My name is cooter and I work on the Christmas tree farm. One day while  at the tree farm I stared fartin real bad in the cab of my ford...

"Trashy people use trash bags to cover the hole where the window used to be!"

"White trash headlight repair! Too bad its only a low beam! Pretty ingenious if you ask me!!"